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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 01:54
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds
Why is my ex mad I moved on when he dumped me?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What is your secret to glowing skin?
Still no good
Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
share office space ...
Do you like to wear a see-through skirt?
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Thumbs down again.
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—
So they tried
Just Forget it!
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No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
No way
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Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good.
Next, they tried...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
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